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Daily Archives: September 13, 2010

A Suggestion About Henchmen

Dear great, powerful, awe-inspiring and most devious one,

I would like to make a suggestion concerning our henchmen. There have been a large number of fatalities recently due to inaccurate shooting and I think it’s in the Organisation’s best interests to investigate opportunities to reduce not only the suffering of the families of these men, but also the high financial overhead of replacing them. We spend millions training and equipping our henchmen. Indeed, many of our training facilities have already been exposed and even destroyed over the years. My idea might also save us rebuilding and relocating costs, making it even more worthy of consideration.

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